Funny Things Cat Do To Mildly Annoy Their Owners: ICanHasCheezburger Edition

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
May 28, 2023 9:00 AM EDT

There are so many pawmazing benefits to being a cat owner - every single cat owner will tell you that. And we always encourage people to adopt more cats by telling them that cats are great pets. Cats are calm. Cats will cuddle with you. Cats will do silly things that will make you smile all the time. It's like having a little ray of sunshine in your house, a little beacon of heat that purrs and calms everyone around it. And all of that is true! For about… 95% of the time. The other 5%…

Listen, as much as we love cats and will continue to recommend them as pawsome pets, we can also acknowledge that there are some things that cats do that are mildly annoying. Of course that's a secret that only cat owners know about and talk about, so shh! Go through this hissterical listicle quietly and make sure to remove these stories from any and all adoption listings.  

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  • 01

    "He did this sneaky cuddle thing..."

    Glasses - Surely (CK
    via Josephine Greer

    "He did this sneaky cuddle thing. In summer it just gets too hot to cuddle, so I would push him off me multiple times. He figured that sitting on the back of my chair was cuddle enough. This last two days. Then he started doing this "sneaky snake" where he's just slowly stretch down my shoulder and onto my chest. I miss him terribly."

  • 02

    "Take the hairy majesty outside for some afternoon sun and all she does is sit in the frangipani pot plant. Like seriously kid, not wander the yard and garden"

    Plant
    via Wendy Long
  • 03

    "Stares at me while I poop"

    Head
    via Leslye Ann
  • 04

    "They think whatever I am having for dinner should be shared with them. And get miffed when they don't actually want what I am having."

    Cat
    via Heidi Foster
  • 05

    "She is very good at letting me sleep..."

    Cat
    via Mary Crippen

    "She is very good at letting me sleep in the morning, until my alarm goes off. She lays next to me very quietly, but when the music starts, she gently licks my face with her sandpaper tongue. Only bothers me when I am waking up."

  • 06

    "She meows crazily while I’m Opening her cat food while she can see I have it in my hand!"

    Cat
    via Pegg Robinson
  • 07

    "When sir Leo "allows" me to brush him, he gets mad after 3 seconds then hisses at the brush & smacks it"

    Cat - 全
    via Cindy Justice
  • 08

    "My boy Smudge is literally the perfect cat, but he does tend to pounce my toes sometimes at 5 a.m. That's his only fault."

    Cat
    via Kimberly Brown
  • 09
    Font - Madeleine Elizabeth Chew/pull at her back claws and spit the toe nail clippings on the bed Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d 50
    via Madeleine Elizabeth
  • 10
    Font - JB Trepagnier Author Mine wanted breakfast while I was sleeping once and smacked my septum piercing out of my face. It's my favorite jewelry and it came from Germany, so I had to get up, find it, and put it back in. Now, every time he wants breakfast, he thinks my septum piercing is the room service doorbell. He's very orange Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d 48
    via JB Trepagnier Author
  • 11
    Font - Top fan Kj Heidelberg Um. Nothing. And if I do find something she does annoying, she very quickly sets me straight. Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d DO 22
    via Kj Heidelberg
  • 12
    Smile - Top fan Antonia C. Lesniak Sits between me and whatever I'm trying to do. Computer... newspaper... food.... Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d 20
    via Antonia C. Lesniak
  • 13
    Font - Julie Appel Muck Mildly? I have a cat that won't use a litter box so she uses pee pads. But she likes to wad them all up then poop on the floor and cover it up! I even use the ones with sticky tabs, but that doesn't deter her from wadding and tearing them up! Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d Edited 14
    via Julie Appel Muck
  • 14
    Font - Tim Thorp Spends all day outside, comes inside to use the litter box 12 Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d
    via Tim Thorp
  • 15
    Font - Maddie C Walls She puts her face right into mine and yells at me while I'm sleeping. Not for food or anything. She just likes letting me know she's there. Then she.snuggles back into my.side 15 Like Reply Hide Send Message 18h
    via Maddie C Walls
  • 16
    Rectangle - Top fan Bob Gentry I used to have a cat that when you would pet her for a long time, she would pass gas that would make the wallpaper curl up! Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d 16
    via Bob Gentry
  • 17
    Font - Kate Reed-Harris Constantly wanting to go out-oh wait, in. No back out again! Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d 8
    via Kate Reed-Harris

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